Kevin Mench made $345k in 2005. He hit 25 HRs and had 73 RBI while hitting .264 (not much higher than his weight). Somehow that entitled him to a $2.5M raise. Mench will make $2.8M in 2006! You've got to be kidding me. He's average at best... I wish I could make almost $3M for being just average.